Josh arrived home yesterday!
It was fun talking to him on Skype in his family room!!
This is one of the chair lifts. He said it takes more than 5 minutes for him to go from the family room up to the bedroom and that is with Andrea carrying the wheel chair up two sets of stairs!
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
Today Dan sent him some of what he called: Lame jokes. Josh wondered if that was a pun on his condition? Here was Dan's answer followed by the jokes!
I don’t think of you as lame, just temporarily mobility-challenged!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Do you think illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
Never forget that you're unique, just like everyone else.
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KEEP SMILING!!!!!