What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?- -Frostbite.
Which building did Dracula visit in New York?--The Vampire State building.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?-- With scare spray.
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?-- Because they don't have any body to go out with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?---No body
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?-- Shrinkenstein.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?-- Dead ends.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? --Wrap.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back? --
You are under a vest.
How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty?--
Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?-- A trombone.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?-- Tweets.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?-- They are afraid that they might relax and unwind.
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?--
Transparents!
Why do ghosts write in Latin?--Because it is a dead language.
What kind of music do ghosts like?-- Rhythm and Boos
And for my Dad:
What kind of cars do ghosts drive--? Boo-icks
How do you repair a Jack-O-lantern?--With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? --Pumpkin pi!!
Happy Halloween!!!!!!!
